just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
It was like the Ritz Carlton of jails. I got introduced to our criminal system the right way.
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
The only birthday messages I got from men were from my 8th grade boyfriend and the bouncer at our bar. I think I'm doing something wrong in life.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
God gave him joint rollers for hands
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
You left me with no money to have random Chicago sex. The least you can do is pick me up an egg mcmuffin on your walk of shame back to the hotel.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
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