Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
Glad I put on jeans. You could measure my ass sweat with a rain guage.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
no more duck duck goose at the bar
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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