okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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