is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
I was walking around outside with a basket of eggs. I feel like little house on the prairie: hungover edition.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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