maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
My roommate just called. He's in Miami and has no idea how he got there. He also has a ticket to Buenos Aires that he can't explain. I figured you'd have the explanation.
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
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