Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
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