We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
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