I hate my date so much right now for even thinking I want to do the electric slide.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
Cops showed up at 4 am to address a noise complaint and she called them pussies for not doing shots with us.
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
Good morning! So would you prefer me to show up kind of late or on time but looking like I got chewed up and spat out by an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
We ended up shitfaced at the house after the Super Bowl trying to get someone from Scientology on the phone.
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