They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
I told her the party couldn't handle my playlist LAZERBAWLS and I was right. Cops in the basement, orgy in the kitchen, jousting in the living room.
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
Randomize
