if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
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