found an unmarked box of photos in the garage, they were from when my parents first got together. It was fun laughing at their ridiculous eighties outfits and hairstyles, until I found a pic of my dad. naked. with a boner.
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
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