erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
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