On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
Thanks for telling my landlord that the poop stain was yours and not my secret dog.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
I just found like 5 packs of sparklers. If someone doesn't get set on fire tonight I am retiring from party hosting.
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
You slapped the bar and yelled "daddys thirsty!" at the lady behind the bar
To be fair I was thirsty
When she told you not to yell you looked directly at me and screamed "Man, she sucks!"
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
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