umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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