he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
I just sent an "I'm sorry I forged a prescription in your name" email. It was one of the more awkward things I've done this week.
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
Sorry I drunk. I wouldn’t eat those pancakes. I think I put glitter in them.
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
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