i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
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