found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I just cut my nipple shaving
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
Best friends brother. Beat that.
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
At 3:00am my whole house started smelling like cooking meat. I have no idea why she thought it was a good idea to crock-pot a WHOLE turkey that early in the morning.
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