I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
Dude, you really need to stop hitting on girls by telling them you sang a cappella in college.
omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
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