you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
Seriously. My exes act like they own shares of my vagina.
Well, in their defense, they have invested a lot of time and money
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
When I picked you up, you were drinking Maker's Mark out of the bottle with a crazy straw.
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
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