what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
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