And I just remember seeing him for the first time and being like, who is this ape of a man? Like legit he could be the missing link
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
Alive.
So much puke
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
Randomize
