Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
did all my christmas shopping this morning at 4am drunk. never went to sleep. i was walking home drunk last night when i passed a target and saw 3 kids having a dance off. had to join. somehow they convinced me to go shoopping with them. i bought 4 disco balls and a lava lamp.
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
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