Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
Why was I handcuffed to the roof?
It was easier then trying to explain why you couldn't fly
The cab driver told me he hopes I look up to him as a father figure. Then he asked if I wanted him to take me to the hospital
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
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