I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
It's shark week go big or go home
To the woman who just heard me unscrew my flask in the Denny's women's bathroom at 10am: discretion isn't required but greatly appreciated.
Did you at least share?
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