I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
how come the more i say "don't get it in my eyes," the more gets in my eyes
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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