If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
Pretty sure that I got the MVP of wedding reception... woke up on the bench in the hallway of a hotel and we did NOT start the night there.
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
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