you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
My cat is staring at me while I drink my wine on the bathroom floor in the morning instead of attending class. Sorry mom and dad. Sorry cat.
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
Shame is for Republicans.
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