i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
Thanks for convincing the hot dog guy to give me one for $1 after I drunkenly dropped the first one. I loved your reasoning "I know you mark that shit up! I work in retail!"
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
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