If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
your ex dropped by. you can call me dwight howard, cuz im the king of rebounds
I just walked in on my roommate beating off with no pants on, an unbuttoned hawaiian shirt and a cowboy hat, and he weights 300 pounds
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
My coke dealer 411'd my work number just to see how I was doing and gave me his new number. He must miss my business
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
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