i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
I just ate the lyft drivers bacon cheeseburger. Well fuck me this night escalated quickly.
I’m going to bedazzle that dick
What does that even mean
No idea, but I guarantee he’ll get hard every time he remembers it
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