Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
lol hangovers are for mortals.
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