Where you are. You must stay where you are are
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I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
what's the name of the guy at the bank you blew to get the lower interest rate?
um. wrong number, but good luck with your loan
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
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