belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
There is no amount of alcohol that can make me forget I had a Jimmy Kimmel sex dream
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
Rolled over in bed this morning and found Nutella and wet naps. Why can't it ever be a fire fighter, or Jude Law.
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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