one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
shape ups are the best shoes to wear when youre stoned. its like walking on little trampolines every step.
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
And he claims I gave him “fuck me” eyes while he was ordering me a happy meal
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
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