you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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