they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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