I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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