What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
Reached a new low last night. Passed out. With my pants down. On the toilet. At ihop. Waitress had to wake me up.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
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