The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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