Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
I would kick you in the vagina but I'm afraid I would lose my shoe.
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
We were hooking up, both of us naked. She starts putting her clothes back on and says, "I have to go to the bathroom." I reply, "No you don't, you're leaving." Without hesitation she looks at me and says, "Yeah."
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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