Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
i just got offered coke by a strung out pilot. my night just got a lot more interesting.
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
So you've been sexting me while spending time with your family
I'm a family man but I have priorities
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
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