So random guy from last night came over tonight. I told myself I wasn't going to sleep with him but he had some killer dirty talk and a big penis in his arsenal...what was I supposed to do? Supposedly he lost his virginity to his wife and since their divorce a year ago I'm the 1st girl he's slept with, I feel like I just re-took his virginity...I feel like a rockstar.
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
Is this like a preordered booty call?
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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