i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
I woke up with a Nike swoosh shaved into my chest hair. my friend got 3 stitches. my phone had a text that simply read "fuck you". I say it was a good party.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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