sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
My boyfriend texted me as I was texting some random hookup from last night. His text: "Morning baby" My response: "Your cum is in my hair"
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
What eyeshadow color says "yes I am at the dentist, and yes I am hungover please don't judge my life choices"
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
Randomize
