we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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