Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
Gay?
German.
Pity.
Randomize
