Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
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