Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
your like the ambassador to my penis.
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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