wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
Celebrating landing my dream job by watching zombie movies and drinking free booze in the bath. I'm like 90% sure I just won life.
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
My early Valentine's Day one night stand just took an uber home. Thank you, technology, for letting me enjoy this day in peace. 😍
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
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