She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
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