he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
I gave an inspirational speech to a bum and called a bride ugly at her wedding reception.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
i woke up half naked on someone's pool lounge chair in a house that i don't know, with someone's phone number scrawled on my stomach. why do i hang out with you again??
You just listed two reasons.
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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