But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
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