If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Just made a Mimosa with Chardonnay and Emergen-C.
Went to my car this morning. Found a waffle from Waffle House in the front seat. No idea how it got there. So hung over I ate it.
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
You don't take my phone while I'm passed out, have a three hour conversation on it with Dealer Dave, set up a date with him and NOT TELL HIM THAT HE'S NOT TALKING TO ME.
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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