just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
I'm sitting at the bar eating dinner next to a nerd, a guy in a 10 gallon hat, and a policeman. I feel like I joined The Village People
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
I'm concerned I'll look like a hooker on new years eve in this outfit
There are different standards on new years eve. To look like a hooker you literally need to be giving a guy head on the street while he's handing you cash.
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
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