That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
I puked walking onto the plane. How do you think my post-Birthday hangover went?
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
did i just see you in the movie theater carrying a margarita into Frozen?
All the 6 year olds are jealous of my alcohol
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
When we were in Vegas he tried to get an Elvis impersonator to act dead on a toilet so he could take photos. This is even worse
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