Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
they're like a gay fantastic four
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
I tried to smoke out of half a banana, and lit my nose hair on fire. So I feel like that sums up my life pretty well.
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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